http://pato.theoffside.com News about Milan and Brazil star Alexandre Pato Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:59:57 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The start of the season hasn't been good to our boy wonder Pato. It hasn't been good at all. There are reports from La Republica that he spoke back to his senior teammates, which doesn't bode well...especially if say that person were Gattuso. Take this with a grain of salt ... http://pato.theoffside.com/alexandre-pato/pato-like-a-fish-out-of-water.html So today is Pato's big day and he is officially not a teenager anymore *wipe tear away*. So Feliz aniversário Pato, espero você tem um muita feliz anivérsario!! (My Portuguese isn't that great, I'm learning though). Happy birthday Alex! Let's hope for many many goals this season. http://pato.theoffside.com/alexandre-pato/feliz-aniversario-pato.html Sorry for not updating, but after everything that went down with Milan in June I've been kind of disgusted, and went on strike. Since the friendlies have already started and with that the seasons start is just around the corner, I've decided that I need to come back to my ... http://pato.theoffside.com/alexandre-pato/update.html One. Please, standby as we watch the team self-destruct before our very eyes. I know I'm being a little dramatic, but after this past week I think I deserve it. Now, if you choose to believe the rumors that are floating around right now, Alex is reported to have said his ... http://pato.theoffside.com/transfer-rumors/five-four-three-two.html "Sthefany hard at work." Word on the street is that Alex and Sthefany are going to tie the knot on July 7th, 2009 at the luxury Copacabana Palace hotel. One word, WOW (I'm not jealous or anything I swear :P). Initial reports had the guest list including over 1,500 friends ... http://pato.theoffside.com/alexandre-pato-news/parabens-para-alex-e-sthefany.html School has effectively taken over my life, so I'm sorry for that. I'm hoping to update at least once a week until I'm done then I'll be back full time...onto the post now: The last few games since that "incident" that shall remain nameless, Alex has started from the bench. ... http://pato.theoffside.com/alexandre-pato/sorry.html So Pato decided it would be a lovely idea to shave his head yesterday. If you haven't heard then you must be living under a rock. Just days after admitting that he wants to marry girlfriend Sthefany Brito, pictured above, within the next year, he goes and shaves his head. ... http://pato.theoffside.com/alexandre-pato/patos-big-shave.html Pato took off with all the other Milanisti to head to Brazil for international duty a few weeks ago. He trained hard and yet had no part of the first match and for most of the second match. He says he respects Dunga and the fact that there are other ... http://pato.theoffside.com/transfer-rumors/hey-dunga-you-remember-pato.html Pato has been busy showing his house off to Galvão Bueno from Globo before he headed off to play with Brazil. If you don't understand Portuguese he mentions that Pirlo, Luca Antonini, Thiago Silva, Emerson, Seedorf, Dida, and Jankulovski are his neighbors. While he also has neighbors from Inter like Cambiasso, ... http://pato.theoffside.com/alexandre-pato/welcome-to-patos-home.html I apologize for not updating as frequently as I would like to, school has been crazy! Anyways enough about me lets get onto Pato. Our little duckling has been busy this past week. He was called up for the Brazil squad, he talked about Ronaldo's return to football, and he said ... http://pato.theoffside.com/alexandre-pato/getting-caught-up.html